ギャレット (watashinokage) wrote,
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So mercury_glitch did it a few days ago, and what? I can still gank it






Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero


Stalked again, a rant by watashinokage.



windnie_kwabam is stalking watashinokage
windnie_kwabam’s REAL name : Wyman Waite
windnie_kwabam’s REAL DOB : 23rd March 1973
Height :188 cm Weight : 123.7 kg
windnie_kwabam has dreamt about you : 13 times
windnie_kwabam became interested in you : 12th March 2005
windnie_kwabam’s latest dream about you
You and windnie_kwabam are in a bar. windnie_kwabam carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. windnie_kwabam starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans.
This is how windnie_kwabam describes your relationship behind your back
‘We are still friends. I think. I hope. watashinokage told me it was him father’s idea to get the restraining order, so we’re cool’
windnie_kwabam’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well windnie_kwabam has them.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year windnie_kwabam has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
God want’s us to be together. He told me last night. He said that if you refute my love than I have the right to scald you with piping hot tap water.


The Police
No. calls to the police : 9 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
windnie_kwabam’s Police File
Personally I think we should have shot windnie_kwabam whilst we had the chance.


Testimonies about windnie_kwabam
paprika09 - Nosy old hen
‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill windnie_kwabam!’
bizarro_audrey - Rotten heathen
‘Boring. I know watashinokage and windnie_kwabam really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’
kibean16 - Naked Meglomaniac
‘windnie_kwabam’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’
gamer_skank - Stoner of the crows
‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than windnie_kwabam. Terrible person.’


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